First Parents via answersingenesis.org
So not only do Christians cling to completely fictional stories as though they are fact, they’re NOT FUNNY.
Seriously, I looked for a funny “comic”, but couldn’t find one. I guess the one where Adam says to Eve “You’re the only one for me.” was kind of amusing, but the look on Eve’s face suggests she’s not too happy about being married to a fictional character.
Seriously, kids, we’ve got this whole “Adam and Eve” thing covered. They’re not real. Never existed. Zero evidence. Done and done. The closest we’ve got is Mitochondrial Eve who is, according to science, estimated to have lived 200,000 years ago. She also wasn’t the only woman alive at the time and there were plenty of other men.
Of course, all of this, the above cartoon, and the other cartoons at the site I found them at, would be perfectly acceptable if only THEY WERE FUNNY.
Thanks to Adam, the guy behind BoredWithPorn.tumblr.com, for pointing these out to me.
