I would like to see new footage from the Prequel Trilogy!! You know, footage that would make it SUCK LESS.
Come on, George!! You keep trotting out your old cash cow every year with new, cheesy gimmicks spun from 30+ year-old good ideas.
WHO CARES ABOUT DELETED SCENES FROM THE ORIGINAL STAR WARS??? Seriously—Luke Skywalker activating his lightsaber in a cave?? Dude—I’ve read Campbell, that’s just a metaphor for masturbation!!
I don’t want to see Luke alone in a cave with his saber!!
What do I want to see?
New footage for the Prequel Trilogy.
In fact, I’d like to see at least SIX HOURS OF NEW FOOTAGE FROM THE PREQUEL TRILOGY!!!
OR MORE.
Come on, George!! You want to make EVEN MORE money off of us suckers fans?
MAKE A NEW PREQUEL TRILOGY!!
You could call it a “Director’s Master Cut” and pretend it’s the same trilogy of movies but with LOTS of new footage! Lots of new footage you just shot with new actors and new script pages you “found” laying around the back of your brain!
COME ON, GEORGE! DON’T YOU WANT MORE MONEY??? (And wouldn’t we all like to see a second try?)
