In yesterday’s DID post, one of the articles I linked to was called “10 Choke Points for Election Day” and it was written by Alan Boyle. Now, color me a bit biased, but I feel like he’s MUCH too trusting of technology–especially for being the “Science editor” of MSNBC.com. So trusting that I decided to take his article apart, piece by piece, and point out how he and others in the media downplay the dangers of election irregularities in subtle, but effective ways. As always, the original article is italicized and my comments are smart-assy.

Here we go:

10 choke points for Election Day
What could go wrong? E-voting glitches, legal challenges and more
By Alan Boyle
Science editor
updated 10:32 a.m. ET, Fri., Oct. 31, 2008

So far, so good…

In the year 2000, we suffered through Florida’s hanging chads and lingering lawsuits.

Ain’t democracy a bitch?

So, we “suffered” through “hanging chads and lingering lawsuits,” did we Mr. Boyle? What we quite literally suffered through was a misapplication of the Constitution that ended with the American people not having definite numbers from the 2000 election. Not having definite numbers means not being sure that the guy in the White House is even supposed to be there.

Just think about all the things Bush has screwed the pooch on and now think about the odds of someone else screwing up as badly. Yeah, Boyle, you MIGHT have left a few things out there in your lovely attempt at alliteration there.

In 2004, we agonized over the long lines at polling places, plus Ohio’s provisional ballots.

Once again, was that all we agonized over? It wasn’t the mysterious terrorism-related evacuation order claiming to be from the DHS that eventually denied having been given? It wasn’t the exit polls that literally inverted the results of the election?

What about when a handful of people in Congress tried to get the election investigated but everyone else shrugged them off?

That was agonizing to me–and not just because I voted for Kerry but because I want to know for sure who ever gets into the Oval Office deserves to be there! Isn’t that the whole point of democracy?

On Election Day this year, what problems will emerge as the choke points for the voting process?

Oh, Election Day! How many ways can you screw up? Let me count the ways! 1, 2, 3…

Damn, Boyle only came up with 10?

The bad news is that glitches have been popping up for weeks, during an early-voting period that has almost overwhelmed some election officials. The good news? Election officials have now had weeks to see exactly what kinds of problems are popping up, and to take care of them before the big day on Tuesday.

The badder news? Election officials have had YEARS to research, test, implement and FIX these election systems and they’re such morons they STILL haven’t pulled it off.

I’m just SURE in the remaining THREE DAYS before the election they’ll be able to suss out all the problems and make sure every American’s vote is counted!

O_O

“If there are problems on Election Day, it will be because of something unexpected, not because of a lack of preparation,” said Doug Chapin, director of Electionline.org at the Pew Center on the States.

Well, let’s hope the Pew-man is right. Though, logic would dictate that he’s not. Scores of experts and regular joes like me have been pointing out the problems with these machines for years–if any of them pop up on Election Day we will not consider them “unexpected.”

One problem that’s totally expected will be long lines at polling places. “We knew that by midsummer,” said Douglas Jones, a computer science professor at the University of Iowa who serves as a researcher and consultant on voting technologies.

Voter registration levels have risen to what appear to be historic proportions. If it weren’t for the expanded use of early voting and vote-by-mail schemes, polling places might well have experienced the logistical meltdown that some observers feared.

Give them a chance! Why do you assume that early voting has completely averted the meltdown, sir?

I fully expect that the meltdown has been lessened by the early voting, but not every state has done early voting as far as I know.
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