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Ballpoint Adventures for March 7, 2006: Barbie is Scared of the World (who can blame her?)

thepete — Fri, 04 May 2012 04:01:53 +0000

It’s true, I did. ^_^

Ballpoint Adventures for March 4, 2006: Finally the REAL god visits Billy

thepete — Wed, 02 May 2012 04:01:28 +0000

This strip works on a couple of levels since I am Billy’s writer, I am his god. Since we have no real god, here in the real world, we get to write our own stories–mostly. Sure, we don’t have control over everything, but we have control over how we react to what life throws at us. So, why not take responsibility and stop blaming some god? Step up to the plate and be a human.

Ballpoint Adventures for February 17, 2006: God’s Back to His Old Annoying Self

thepete — Tue, 01 May 2012 04:01:50 +0000

That God, he’s SUCH a kidder!! >_<

Ballpoint Adventures for February 15, 2006: “Satan” makes his case that he’s really Satan

thepete — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 04:01:29 +0000

So, God tells us Satan is out to get us. Isn’t that sort of like Donald Rumsfeld telling us that there are WMD in Iraq?

Ballpoint Adventures for February 14, 2006: Billy Thinks Satan Looks Awfully Familiar…

thepete — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 04:01:51 +0000

Those blasted suction-cup horns just never stay on. Even when you’re God!!

Ballpoint Adventures for February 13, 2006: God and Satan are pals, who knew?

thepete — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 04:01:32 +0000

So, if God wants someone to be President of the USA, doesn’t that mean the election’s been fixed by God? And doesn’t that make God anti-Democracy?

Ballpoint Adventures for February 12, 2006: God is back and he’s got a loophole!

thepete — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 04:01:01 +0000

This is always the excuse you get from Believers when you ask them how God can seem to make mistakes. What a load of crap.

Classic Ballpoint Adventures for February 11, 2006: Billy just killed God–what’s he going to do now?

thepete — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 04:01:07 +0000

“I’m going to Disney World” seemed too predictable a joke :) And hey, check it out, I was anti-1% before it was cool to be anti-1%. (And yes, this is just a cartoon, I’m not endorsing murdering rich people… it’s a J-O-K-E. Though, I would like to see more rich people in the army.

Classic Ballpoint Adventures for February 10, 2006: Billy killed God and Barbie’s Mad!

thepete — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 04:01:03 +0000

Why is Barbie so upset? She’s got plenty of other gods she could worship instead.

Ballpoint Adventures for April 2, 2012: What about those gay cats?

thepete — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 01:00:54 +0000

Yep, continuing the Cat Heaven theme for this week’s new Ballpoint Adventures” strip. Guess I just think it’s more than a little absurd to talk about heaven for any animals, be them humans or cats.