So, I guess the UN wasn’t “getting tough” enough on Iran–or maybe it was that the rhetoric was running out on the whole “Iran Is a Nuclear Threat” thing. Either way, this is something I wanted to make sure didn’t get lost in the miasma that is the American media shitstorm these days.
How much of what gets covered is ultimately useless crap? I’m going to say around 90 percent or more. The ten percent, like this, which is another example of the beating of the drum gets lost and blurred into all this other talk and when we’re in the middle of an Iranian Quagmire (IranQuag?) we’ll be looking back (once again) and wondering: “What exactly did Bush say about all this?”
So, here you go–here’s what King George the W.’s admin wants us to know about Iran as delivered by Sec O’ State (S.O.S.) Condi “White” Rice said, according to an October 25, 2007 article from AP.org available over at MyWay.com–check it out:
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, joined at a State Department news conference by Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, said the steps the Bush administration is taking against the Revolutionary Guard Corps and a number of banks are designed, among other things, to punish Tehran for its support of terrorist organizations in Iraq and the Middle East.
Rice said the moves were in response to “a comprehensive policy to confront the threatening behavior of the Iranians” although she also said that Washington remains open to “a diplomatic solution.”
But Rice quickly added: “Unfortunately the Iranian government continues to spurn our offer of open negotiations, instead threatening peace and security by pursuing nuclear technologies that can lead to a nuclear weapon, building dangerous ballistic missiles, supporting Shia militants in Iraq and terrorists in Iraq, Afghanistan, Lebanon and the Palestinian territories, and denying the existence of a fellow member of the United Nations, threatening to wipe Israeli off the map.”
Haha! That’s a laugh. Let’s take each of those claims one by one, shall we?
“Unfortunately the Iranian government continues to spurn our offer of open negotiations,
Tee-hee! You mean the negotiations where you tell him to give up weapons he doesn’t have then clarify by saying he can’t have ANY kind of nukes even those for power? Those kinds of negotiations where you treat the Iranians like children not mature enough to handle a book of matches?
“…instead threatening peace and security by pursuing nuclear technologies that can lead to a nuclear weapon,
Wow–so, nuke tech is enough? What does it take to be trusted with nukes in the Middle East? Oh yeah, Judaism.
“…building dangerous ballistic missiles,
Unlike American ballistic missiles which are perfectly safe and ideal for use against our biggest enemy today, a bunch of terrorists.
“…supporting Shia militants in Iraq and terrorists in Iraq,
That’s funny because I could have sworn that I read someplace that Iran’s influence controls less than 20 percent of the insurgents in Iraq. I think it’s like Saudis that have the most influence. But we can’t invade them….they are our business partners!! Oh yeah, so Condi goes on about Iran supporting terrorists in Iraq and:
“…Afghanistan, Lebanon and the Palestinian territories, and denying the existence of a fellow member of the United Nations,
Oh YEAH, denying the existence of a fellow member of the UN is WRONG, but INVADING another member of the UN and OVERTHROWING THEIR GOVERNMENT that’s, like, totally cool ‘n shit.
OH yeah, one last bit where Condi reminds us how Iran is:
threatening to wipe Israeli off the map.”
This is such a crock of shit. Ahmadinejad is NOT Iran’s top leader, dammit!! They call him “president” but he’s not the same as the president of the United States–there’s another guy ABOVE him who is really in charge–there’s a dude above Ahmadinejad who holds the position of “Supreme Leader.” You GOT IT?
Don’t believe me? CHECK OUT THE CIA WORLD FACTBOOK and see what they say about Iran’s government.
AHMADINEJAD IS NOT THE GUY WE SHOULD BE PAYING ATTENTION TO.
He’s like their Coni Rice and can do about as much. He can’t order military strikes and has no real power. He’s just the dummy on the knew of ventriloquist Supreme Leader Ali Hoseini-Khamenei. So, until we know what Khamenei says, WE SHOULD STOP JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS.
No, just because they let Ahmadinejad say stuff does NOT mean they condone his words. It only means for sure that they don’t give a crap what he says.
So, AS ALWAYS WITH THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION, don’t believe the hype!
It’s all crap! Iran doesn’t have nukes, won’t have nukes and would be retarded to actually use them on us because any idiot knows WE’LL use nukes back! Hell, even NoKo has more sense than to use nukes on us. And the guy in charge of that country really IS crazy.
But no, Bush wants to invade Iran. He’s got to save face for Iraq, so, now we’re going into Iran.
I’m getting to the point where I’m welcoming it. I don’t want the deaths, but clearly Congress needs him to go even further over the line than he’s already gone before they bother to do their jobs and impeach the bastard. In fact, at this point, I don’t know why Bush doesn’t just order the damn Iran Attack and be done with it. He clearly doesn’t need us to approve.